The joke thread...
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The joke thread...
Admin Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:27 am
Lets here your best joke then, I'm bored of cars for tonight lol....
I will start with....
What goes in and out and smells of wee? Bruce Forsyth doing the okey cokey...
Hopefully you lot can do better!
I will start with....
What goes in and out and smells of wee? Bruce Forsyth doing the okey cokey...
Hopefully you lot can do better!
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Re: The joke thread...
The zer Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:15 am
Theres 2 dyslexics in a car,1 turns to the other and says"can you smell petrol"?
The other 1 says"No i cant even smell my name".
The other 1 says"No i cant even smell my name".
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The zer Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:20 am
English man,Irish man and a scotch man walk in to a pub.The landlord says"Is this some sort of joke".
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The zer Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:23 am
Bloke walks up to a fat bird at a bar in a club and says"do you wanna dance"?Fat bird felling flattered says"Yes" He says well fuck off then so me n me mates can get to the bar.
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Admin Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:54 am
I met a dyslexic yorkshire man today..he was wearing a cat flap..
I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Jeremy beadle had a tiny penis, although on the other hand it looked quite big..
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Lowering the tone even further...
FordieZo Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:04 am
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't like rhyming,
Penis.
Violets are blue,
I don't like rhyming,
Penis.
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