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**Admin** on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:27 pm

Lets here your best joke then, I'm bored of cars for tonight lol....

I will start with....

What goes in and out and smells of wee? Bruce Forsyth doing the okey cokey...

Hopefully you lot can do better! Razz

Junkyard Jake on Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:18 pm

I like Bruce Razz

The zer on Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:15 pm

Theres 2 dyslexics in a car,1 turns to the other and says"can you smell petrol"?

The other 1 says"No i cant even smell my name". Laughing

The zer on Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:20 pm

English man,Irish man and a scotch man walk in to a pub.The landlord says"Is this some sort of joke".

The zer on Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:23 pm

Bloke walks up to a fat bird at a bar in a club and says"do you wanna dance"?Fat bird felling flattered says"Yes" He says well fuck off then so me n me mates can get to the bar.

**Admin** on Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:54 am

I met a dyslexic yorkshire man today..he was wearing a cat flap..

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Jeremy beadle had a tiny penis, although on the other hand it looked quite big..

FordieZo on Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:04 am

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't like rhyming,
Penis.

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