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Post  Admin on Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:27 am

Lets here your best joke then, I'm bored of cars for tonight lol....

I will start with....

What goes in and out and smells of wee? Bruce Forsyth doing the okey cokey...


Hopefully you lot can do better! Razz Razz

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Post  Junkyard Jake on Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:18 am

I like Bruce Razz
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Post  The zer on Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:15 am

Theres 2 dyslexics in a car,1 turns to the other and says"can you smell petrol"?

The other 1 says"No i cant even smell my name". Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  The zer on Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:20 am

English man,Irish man and a scotch man walk in to a pub.The landlord says"Is this some sort of joke".

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Post  The zer on Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:23 am

Bloke walks up to a fat bird at a bar in a club and says"do you wanna dance"?Fat bird felling flattered says"Yes" He says well fuck off then so me n me mates can get to the bar.

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Post  Admin on Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:54 am

Laughing Laughing

I met a dyslexic yorkshire man today..he was wearing a cat flap..

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.


Jeremy beadle had a tiny penis, although on the other hand it looked quite big..

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Lowering the tone even further...

Post  FordieZo on Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:04 am

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't like rhyming,
Penis.
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